Charging Head-first

So club day at school appeared to be successful; some new faces and some pretty unique things happening. 


Unique being an understatement!


Firstly, I was the representative for my school's improv club (of which I am now it's czar), so I had the awesome chance to meet the people who would want to join. Some of the people were other folks in drama but surprisingly, there was quite a number of grade tens who signed up. Of course, its possible that they won't even show up, signing the sheet because they simply wanted me to shut up. That, or my inescapable charm caught hold of them and shook their bodies like a maraca-playing Michael J. Fox in a mariachi band (I know, cruel! Too soon?).


The set-up was a tad bit hectic, though. Being oh-so-true to improv, we came in unprepared! I went ahead and ran into the drama change rooms to grab anything that could lure any simple-minded, childish individual to my booth: Elton John glasses, felt hats, pilons, bullhorns, handcuffs, etc. Weirdly enough, the only simple-minded, childish individual who had a ball with my hastily-put-together collection of things was a curly haired, loud, university-teaching, coffee-loving, Polish math teacher. I wanted to check her Starbuck's cup to see if she was drinking coffee, baby formula, or whiskey.


But the most memorable moment came when a fellow student (and improv club member), who I call "Blueboy", got up to make a short, 30-second statement advertising the club. He had already done this before, sharing a fairly tame explanation of the club and it's 'mission', so to say. The second time around the block was insane, and I should have saw it coming!


Basically, he got up and grabbed the mic. Suddenly, he belted a Lord of the Rings Gondorian call to arms, sounding like Braveheart (had Braveheart been castrated alive while giving his famous speech). Right then, everything went mute and I remember laughter and my face being cemented in the following position:

Taylor Swift - Kanye West, anyone?

While I looked like I was about to suffer a grand mal, perhaps brought on by the assortment of colourful hats that I surrounded myself with, this is what I saw while Blueboy was talking:

Yes, he was breathing fire and his arm turned into a blade forged from obsidian by a team of migrant Filipino workers. Yes, his eyes were bloodshot and he breathed out dragon fire. Yes, his shirt was a hue of blue that would horrify Death itself.

Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration. Actually, it's a BIG exaggeration. Even the blue shirt isn't true!

I was just shocked from the sheer randomness of the situation that I could not respond in any way! Honestly, I found it to be absolutely hilarious after a while, but I never expected for that to happen (neither did anyone else, I'm sure). It got people's attention, and I bet it will be remembered!

So thanks, Blueboy, for being ever-so shameless in your pitch for improv!

Hey Mac, see what happens when you miss school for a bit?

Today's blog post is inspired by Allie Brosh. Check out Hyperbole and a Half for her awesomely funny work!


EDIT: Blueboy revealed that the speech he recited was the famous Black Gate speech. Tons of fun!

Sea Breeze

So my drama teacher asked what kind of tree I would be if I was one. I'll take the abstract way out of this one:

A CHRISTMAS TREE!!! YAY!

No, the image above is not a Christmas tree. See below.

Besides Christmas being my favorite time of the year, people like to pay attention to me approximately once a year, green is my favorite colour, I have many trinkets like a tree, I can catch on fire, I need something to cover up a less-than-stellar skull and, of course, I'd always have a gift below me that everyone just loves go for - no one is ever patient about the plenty that I have to offer! They just grab and grab at my packages, hoping for a wonderful surprise full of ecstasy and joy. Being the tree, I will deliver; their faces flushed after a day of merriment and Christmas pudding!

Oh wait. That doesn't sound right. SCRATCH THAT! I would not want this man to show up in my kitchen:

Have a seat, sir.

Back to the question: if I was a tree, what species would I be?

I'd have to be a palm tree! I'm very lax and lazy - images that spring to mind when you think of palm tree. I'm also from the tropics, so it makes sense to be that tree. Palm trees are also synonymous with the ocean, and I LOVE the ocean and everything about it. Marine life is awesome! I also tend to drop some weird things onto people's heads, akin to a palm tree dropping its fruit into the ocean and the seed maturing elsewhere! Almost parasitic, but who wouldn't mind a parasite like that!


Oh, and I get mistaken as a Hawaiian at times. (Thanks for the suggestion, Pumpkin Lover!)


I hope that clears up any misconceptions about me and my yearning to be a giant, immobile organism, continuously urinated upon by drunk party-goers!


Life, how sweet it is ;)

Your Junk

So apparently, some classmates unleashed the Pandora's box that is my twitter and blog to my drama teacher! I'm assuming she read the previous post about her junk issue. Rather, my issue with her hoarding!

ROAR!

Here's something to soothe you!


I'd bet a top dollar that considering her trinkets as junk was less than flattering (yet, I'm not exactly a very flattering guy!).This is what Oxford Dictionary classifies as 'junk':


junk
noun
* informal old or discarded articles that are considered useless or of little value
* informal heroin
* the lump of oily fibrous tissue in a sperm whale's head, containing spermaceti


Don't worry Mac! I don't consider your collection of memorabilia as "useless or of little value." On the contrary, I have as much junk as you! Besides, by 'junk' I was referring to your collection of sperm whale tissue! Any adventurer can have heroin, but the best have sperm whale tissue!


Good thing you cleaned your office! I was going to do it for you sooner or later! Nicely done! Now, so you don't return to that horrendous habit, I will share a video with you:

Oh, I assume Little Korea or Bex showed you my awesome blog without showing you theirs. It's only appropriate that I do it for them! Click the following to see them:

Little Korea's Blog
Bex's Blog

To Little Korea and Bex: suck on that, bitches! ;)

I can't think of a good closing line, so I'll quote a line from Spring Awakening:


"Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

My Junk

I've been doing an absurd amount of writing this week! Unfortunately, it wasn't in the blog (sorry for the wait!) - it was in a journal for drama class. I've got nothing else to do on a one hour bus ride every day :(
Some of the entries are interesting and funny! I might make a compilation of them in a future blog post.

Anyways, I have my Spring Awakening soundtrack now. Yes, it's a litt---- oh wait.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm a theatre person; drama douche; whatever you call it. I hope you don't get too shocked if I talk about some random play or musical! In addtion to this, I've got soundtracks to RENT, Les Miserables and Wicked and I'm trying to get the one from Bare: A Pop Opera! I'm such loser. Now, back to what I was saying:

Yes, it's a little weird to see someone like me - a large, dark-tan coloured, weirdly dressed fellow - to be listening to that, or getting the soundtrack for that matter. But Spring Awakening is an awesome musical, especially for those who don't like musicals! Even though it's no longer in production in Broadway, a US Tour begins in October, or you can still get that soundtrack! It's got a very modern feel to it, contrary to a stereotypical musical that us simpletons can conjure up in our minds. If you don't know much about the musical and need more convincing, it's a Tony Award winner!

That's my suggestion for today!

Now, on to another topic: Junk!

My drama teacher knows how much I hate useless junk or, at the very least, too much useful junk. I pretty much chastise her about it everyday, as she likes to collect things as much as a food-starved bear prowls for food in a Vegas buffet. Funny thing is: I have my own collection of random charms.

In fact, I don't like to toss things out. I always get this weird, ominous feeling that if I throw a random worksheet from two years ago out, I might get some wicked career offer garnering me a six-digit salary in exchange for that sheet! Okay, I'm over-exaggerating, but I'm sure you get what I'm saying!

Mr friend gave me a sea shell from her trip to California. Though its only a shell from a plethora that she was offering, I seem to think of it as some kind of protective talisman or good-luck charm. So now it has found a place with my amethyst crystals and pennies. I actually held on to it for hours one day, just because I had endowed it with so much ridiculous strength. Oddly enough, I did the same thing today to a bottle of hydrocortisone acetate.

HYDROCORTISONE ACETATE? Don't worry, it's not bad at all. It's for this fucked up pigmentation on my nose. It came up after I had a sneezing fit in August for days, and after some attempts at clearing it with home remedies, it simply got darker. Doctor gave me that hydro-whatever and it's already getting a bit lighter.

Funny no one mentioned it at school! I'll bet a unicorn that everyone's too shy to ask! If you are, just ask!

Heck, I'll even bet a bearicorn that you might be shy to ask! Everyone likes bearicorns!

Cookie Jars

Spongebob Squarepants was my childhood. Anyways...

So apparently I'm some sort of 'interim director' for the improv club for the time being!

Of course, it's not official, cause I haven't gotten word from the head honcho yet. Well, no one else has either! It's cause we needed someone for a club day at school. Though I would be very pleased if it turned out to be the case. Those close to me know that I crave that position, but as with every limited spot in the world, there will always be competition! I can never be too careful, hahaha!

The Improv Team is actually the only 'team' that I have been in for all my time in high school. So it's safe to say that I'm fairly dedicated to if (there's actually only one other person - that I can remember - that was in improv as long as I have)! Improv was actually the one thing that I looked forward to when I was finishing up grade 9 and entering high school. I was the only person from everyone I knew to be going to this specific high school; everyone else was going to some less-than-favorable overrated one. I was practically a wallflower, except in improv. It's also where I met a bunch of great people who are now some of my awesome friends. Of course, situations change, as I am now a pretty loud and vocal person at times.

I only started joining other clubs the following year. I joined Model UN after some intense negotiations! (I know! I know! That spells out N-E-R-D! But I like to argue - argue against others!) I was skeptical, but it was a very fun experience that I plan on doing again this year.

This year, I would really like to try to join as many clubs as I can! Right now, I don't want to fill up my free time too much, so I need to find the right balance. I actually feel like doing some part-time writing or design work for the school's newspaper. It's editor has been bugging me for quite a while now to write some goodies! My drama teacher is also creating some kind of council to plan our next play, which will be focused on MacBeth. I'm in that one for sure! Some other clubs that stick out in my mind include an environmentally-centered club, a speech club (big maybe), and a social justice club.

As it's my last year, I might as well do everything I can to not only have a good looking resume, but to also give back to the school community that I love so much!

I'll stick my hand into the cookie jar, except these cookies are clubs. Om nom nom nom....

Future

So my plans for a career choice are still pretty much tangled up, though a bit of progress has happened!

I got to thinking: medicine is not necessarily the best path for someone like me to follow. Don't get me wrong! I'd love to do it! It's just not something that I necessarily love. In other words, I'd love to do it but I wouldn't love it at all! (Well, that's a bit confusing, but I'm sure you catch my drift!)

So after talking with my drama teacher, we both pretty much agreed that my biggest strength is the fact that I'm artistic (no flattery involved!). All the hours of watching Work of Art/The Next Great Artist on Bravo for the whole summer, creativity is sparked - to say the least. That, couple with listening to some awesome performers from Broadway, has been incredibly influential to me as of late. Anyways, I've started to lean towards some kind of artistic career. I've been thinking about that very deeply.

However, I do feel it will have something to do with theatre or dramatic arts in general. May it be an actor, tech, director, writer (HAHAHAHA!) or anything else, I'm sure I would love it. I'm lucky enough to have so much support towards whatever it is that I want to do, so I cannot take that for granted! Why waste it when I can do something I love?

What will I do?

Time will tell.

I've got one short year to think about it

I honestly can't wait!