So the next (and final) semester of school begins in just under a week! I'll give you a recap of what I did during my break!
I finally finished my exams for this semester! My first exam was Religion:
The Religion exam was rather simple and straight-forward (expected, considering the Church is all for "straight"). Unfortunately, "God" was not a choice on most of the multiple choice part of the exam. If it was there, I'm sure that would have been the answer to everything. Allow me to explain:
Who made the world?
Who is at the center of the Church?
Whose skin is used as paper for the Bible?
Who shot JR?
You get the point. Anyways, my next exam was Chemistry:
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| The most important element. |
Chemistry was okay. I must admit, however, that I am a bit of a chemist and as such, I was able to concoct a wonderful set of answers using nothing more than carbon, cellulose and brain juice. Therefore, I was able to avoid the anally-administered sodomy provided by the dreaded Physics exam:
Yeah. Fuck physics.
That being said, NO MORE EXAMS (until June)
I can honestly say that if I do not have an exam or work a specific day, I would wake up and watch some trash on Maury, mocking the ridiculous nature of the people who choose to expose their troubled lives for the world to see (and laugh at). I know, its cruel, but how can you not laugh at a white woman who thinks another white man is the father of her half-black child? There's also those special episodes which I lovingly call "Guess Who's the Tranny." Those episodes are always fun, though some of them are pretty easy to spot:
...and then there are those episodes about "Out of Control Teens!!!"
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| I thought she was hungry for crabs. |
Yes, I spent hours watching BSG. I physically felt like Jabba the Hutt right after this marathon, so to say, yet the satisfaction of completing the series made me go one step up from 'Jabba' into 'slob.'
Anyways, I also dropped by my friend's house every now and then, and his family is host to a whole batch of foreign exchange students. Every time I go there, I feel like I'm in the freakin' UN. This time, he had three students: a South Korean who watched sports all the time, a Brazilian who is part Iranian (I know, weird combo huh?), and a... well... I don't know. The last one doesn't speak English (SURPRISE!).
The Brazilian student, whose name is the very-Brazilian "Amir," is the only one I've talked to many times, probably because he has superior language skills than the other two and is clearly much more socially adept. I had actually first met him while I was at work on Christmas Eve, though I did not know him at the time. Then when I got home, he showed up with my friend's family who we had invited over for ritual-time / a party.
Suffice it to say, I was surprised. He too, was also surprised to see that I had some understanding about Brazil. He was like a a little child on Christmas.
Wait a minute...
Anyways, I was pleased to have a nice discussion with him that day, and the other days I went to my buddy's house. I actually felt that this trivial knowledge had come to use for a mere 26 minutes! I had felt very successful - proud, almost:
So yeah, that's pretty much what I was up to during my break. Typical. Makes me seem more like a lazy fuck than I already am! :)
Sorry about the randomness of the post today. This is me with too much sleep. And if you couldn't infer from that, I can work off of little sleep, like Elmo. I'll make sure to put some common sense in the next one, by that time, I'll be back to my regular routine of sleeping late, waking up early, bitching about transit, and insulting the most vulnerable aspects of society. *wink wink nudge nudge pompadours*
And before I leave you all tonight (or today, wherever the hell you are reading this from. Except Egypt. There's no interwebz in Egypt thanks to Egyptian Stalin and his dyed hair), I'll leave you all with a final thought:
"If someone calls you short, headbutt them in the crotch."
